If being in a relationship changes the way you act and treat your friends… Fuck that shit, I’d be single forever before I do that to my friends. Cunts.
- *a friends speech on my wedding day*
- friend: I still remember her hanging up a poster of him, and she told me that she was going to marry him. We laughed about it, but it turned out that she was right.
- Me: Grandma, come upstairs and hang out with me!
- Grandma: Why?
- Me: I'm bored.
- Grandma: Okay.
- *15 minutes into being in my room with my grandma*
- Grandma: Are we going to do anything or...
- Me: No.
- Grandma: So, I just have to sit here and watch you while you laugh at stuff on your computer?
- Me: Pretty much.
